Feelin' a little cheeky

So the health and safety officer comes into our area to inspect it. The conversation goes something like this:

H&SO: Hi, I’m the Health and Safety Officer doing an inspection of your area for any issues. Do you have any concerns?

L: Nope

H&SO: Okay, most office spaces are pretty safe anyways but you know, we’re just checking.

L: Okay.

H&SO: Oh, do you know if you have a first aid kit in this office?

L: No idea. But I don’t know first aid anyways so I’d be calling 4444 and letting a safety officer deal with the blood.

H&SO: (looks on top of cabinet) Oh, it looks like you have one here. And it looks fully stocked.

B (European newbie in adjoining office): I guess it doesn’t matter if we have one because we don’t know it’s there. *insert laughs*

L: Wait, is that that box on top of the cabinet? So really, we could drop it on our heads if we're getting it down anyways?

H&SO: Ugh, yeah, actually. It should probably be mounted on the wall for easier and safer access.

*insert peels of laughter from L, B and G (other office mate) as H&SO leaves vicinity*