Okay, so it's Monday morning of what is sure to be a crazy week. By crazy, you probably assume that I mean work wise or something, right? No, I mean crazy as in "there's something in the water and it's a full moon combined to bring out the WHACK jobs" crazy.
This morning, I'm walking into work from where I park and I'm about to cross in front of the athletics building. I see skin flashing. And lot's of skin. I think..."hmmm, short running shorts" but no, everyone who is out (all 3 of us) are turned and gawking. Is this poor man "hangin' outta" his shorts? Is that the issue?
And then the crowd parts.
Oh, he's not in shorts. He's in a T shirt and a white and black pattered leopard print banana hammock! EWWWWW!
Now, admittedly, I've gone in to the pool before 1st thing in the am in my bathing suit - under my CLOTHES or at least with a pair of workout pants and only the top part of my racerback, totally non-exposing Speedo.
But full on banana hammock strutin'?!? Wrong...just wrong - especially when that's the first thing you're exposed to in the am.
*shudder*
2 comments:
Oh sorry - that was me. If youhad glanced at the man's face for one second youwould have known.
Oh snap - that's just mean. And I couldn't help myself from staring - I hadn't even had my morning cuppa Joe yet!
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